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It’s time once again to broadcast the crazier status posts that have appeared on my wall from the collective dynamic known as my Facebook friends and family.

Let’s get at it.


The mom who shared how cute (and brutally honest) kids can be.


I fist bumped my screen when I read this update and was all “Solidarity, sister. I hear ya.”


The guy who got a wee bit excited about being around little people.


I feel like the wrestlers probably updated their own Facebook walls pointing out how unbelievably stoked this guy was about them.


The guy who decided to participate in a fun game to raise awareness about breast cancer.


Only problem is this campaign didn’t quite take off as much as the ALS ice bucket challenge, so he had to go back and explain himself in a separate update. Too late, man. Too late.


The gal who publicly announced that she not only thinks this experiment is ok…


…but also freely admits that her friend/loved one allowed this happen to her (just for fun?)


The woman who was on a mission to preach about gender equality.


This is one of those times when I wonder if she’s speaking from experience or if she’s speaking hypothetically?


The wife who spoke the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.


She’s a fellow blogger who is not shy so I elected not to protect her identity. Check out more of her deep thoughts at martinisandminivans.


Feel free to join in on the fun by emailing me the crazier status posts that you’ve recently seen on your wall. Take a screen shot and send them to me if you’d like them to appear on Maternal Media. You may reach me at hwpugs (at) yahoo (dot) com.

Written by Heidi Woodard

Hide Pug

This is the first in a series of installments where I broadcast the crazier status posts that appear on my wall from the collective dynamic known as my Facebook friends and family.

Let’s get at it.

The mom who’s not too impressed with the local playground:


Needless to say, we’ve had a lot of rain recently. If you didn’t already notice the hashtag she included, you better look again.


My dad who still doesn’t quite understand that I’m not looking at the same wall that he is just because we both have Facebook.



This is how I imagine his thought process working as I try to explain to him why I haven’t seen that one video on Facebook yet.

FB walls are hard


The constant reminder that I live in Nebraska.


Oddly enough, this is from a guy I graduated high school with who now lives in California.


The constant reminder that we’re not the only state who takes their college football seriously.



Another high school friend, but she bleeds black and gold…and is set on making sure her kid does too.


The mom who doesn’t give a crap about what other moms think of her.


Because she needs a drink. And she needs it now.


The friend who thinks I desperately want to know this.



I’m going to go out on a limb and guess my hippie name is still Heidi.


The person who assumes everyone is going to read more than just the headline.



I kinda feel like she should know more than that.


I freaking love Jimmy Fallon’s Hashtags segments on The Tonight Show. I only hope that Hide Your Face(book) becomes a worldwide trending topic in the coming weeks. If I’m being realistic, I hope this post generates double digit likes.

Written by Heidi Woodard