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Note to self: By attempting to sound “royal,” you instantly doubled your chin volume.

Also worth mentioning, you made your too-cool-for-school son laugh. See video proof.

Lastly, but most importantly, remember that these kids of yours might make your head spin, but they also make your heart beat. Prayers to the students, staff, and parents affiliated with Arapahoe High School in Colorado on this Friday.