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School pictures…a right of passage for kids. I remember convincing myself as a child that my entire year would be as good as the printed mugshot I saw staring back at me in the yearbook.

My sixth grade photo involved inadvertent feathered bangs and a failed attempt at a closed-mouth-yet-natural-looking smile to hide my silver grill. Sixth grade was blah. Coincidence? I think not.

However, no matter how bad the picture, I never had a “re-do.” Life’s imperfect and, as such, school photos are imperfect.

My daughter, who’s now 5, had her preschool photo taken earlier this year. After a 40-minute prep session (which KILLED me), I sent her off to school in style and couldn’t wait to see the finished product.

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Sporting primped hair, a pressed dress, and a cute smile.

With her photo session scheduled a mere hour after I dropped her off, I was positive I’d be pleased with the precious picture that would arrive in 2-3 weeks. I’d proudly display it for all the world to see.

Then…well…then THIS happened.

Uuummm...was there an all-night rave I didn't know about? Did the photographer not count to 3?

Uuummmm…was there an all-night rave I didn’t know about? Did the photographer not count to 3? What is UP with that hair and faux smile?

I stared at the instructions on the envelope for picture retake day. Would I be THAT mom who is so conceited that she forces her daughter to go through another photo session? I honestly didn’t think her photo gave any indication of her true personality. Part of me actually wondered if the photographer was rushed. I mean, this COULDN’T have been the best option, right?

I decided to swallow my pride and take the following Friday off from work to accompany Jaycee on picture retake day.

After we made our way back to the makeshift studio and waited for her turn to pose, I got to witness firsthand how patient and caring the photographer was with all of the kids. He took multiple shots while making playful noises and waving hand puppets around. He gave no harsh orders, just kind praise.

I started to wonder if it might have been my daughter who caused the first photo fiasco. Before I could give it much thought, it was her turn.

And this, my friends, is what unfolded before my very eyes.

Clearly, I'll be ready when I'm ready.

Clearly, I’ll be ready when I’m ready.

I'd rather make this face than smile.

I’d rather make this face than smile.

WHAT?! I can't hear you over my mom yelling at me to calm down. You'll have to speak up!

WHAT?! I can’t hear you over my mom yelling at me to calm down. You’ll have to speak up!

How about the floor? You want me on the floor or what?

How about the floor? You want me on the floor or what?

I freakin LOVE rolling around on the floor. Are you capturing this magic?

I freakin LOVE rolling around on the floor. Are you capturing this magic?

You wanna piece of me? Ok get ready cause I'm coming at you.

You wanna piece of me? Ok get ready cause I’m coming at you.

Aaaannd pose.

Aaaannd pose.

Mark my words. I will never, ever assume again that the person behind the camera lens was somehow rushed. On the contrary, if I get a picture that even remotely resembles my psychotic mini-me, I owe that photographer double what he normally charges.

Jaycee Lee

What you see is what you get. 100% sassiness guaranteed.

Special thanks to Sully from Sbello Photos for capturing these hilarious moments. If you’re looking for a way to showcase your kid’s true personality, he’s your man!

Written by Heidi Woodard

Don’t sell yourself short

October 28, 2013
It's yours to shape.

It’s yours to shape.

I know this post will resonate with at least one of you. You know who you are. Right now, as you read this, you are battling with a tinge of self-doubt. You’re wondering if your life is on the right path either professionally, personally, or both.

I recently received a text from a friend of mine who is trying to decide if she wants to find a new job. Her message read something like this:

“Looking at jobs in (her field of choice). There is nothing that I’m remotely interested in or that I feel completely qualified for.”

My friend has worked in the same field for over a decade now and has fallen into the mental trap that latches on to so many of us.

It’s the trap that makes you believe you need a certain number of years of experience in the same generic career path to be deemed valuable: X years of experience = Y in terms of value (And that, my friends, is the closest I’ll ever get to using math in my blog.)

I challenged her to remember how she felt straight out of college when she knew with 100 percent certainty that she had something to bring to the table without having years of experience under her belt. How exciting it was to learn a new skill set, to understand the complexities of meshing into a new team, and to confidently feel like she added value.

If you were to ask me what I personally bring to the table, my younger self would have listed strengths in terms of learned skills/expertise:

  • Journalism, reporting, writing, editing
  • Designing, branding, marketing
  • Captaining a team

Ask me the same question today, and I naturally answer in terms of innate behavioral strengths:

  • Storytelling, creativity
  • Brainstorming, influencing, humoring
  • Leading

Being the new kid on the block is always scary no matter what stage you are in in your professional career. However – if you’re like me and you prefer a little variety in life (e.g., you’re not afraid to be viewed as the pupil learning new things, you honestly enjoy meeting new people, and you like expanding your knowledge base) – then don’t limit yourself to only those jobs that match-up on paper with your educational background.

I told my friend that when I changed jobs, I considered these qualities to be my top strengths:

  • Leadership (ironically enough, I never thought I’d enjoy managing people until I was given the chance to guide and learn from an awesome team)
  • Ability to empathize
  • Willingness to outreach
  • Nun chuck skillz (in honor of Napoleon Dynamite and because I wanted to make her laugh)

Don’t sell yourself short. You may not have the exact skill set that a potential employer is looking for, but I’ve learned that people who are like my friend are often few and far between. If you are a team player who values others over yourself and is always willing to lend a helping hand, there are companies out there who desperately want you.

Written by Heidi Woodard

You know what’s fun? Waking up on a Saturday morning and checking your inbox only to find three e-mails from the iTunes store letting you know your 5-year old daughter downloaded over $27 worth of app upgrades from a “free” Disney game you gave her permission to play the night before.

Jaycee got to watch me transform from a Zen-like sleepyhead to a raging lunatic in three seconds flat. Good morning, sweetie (yawn). Wait…WHAAA? What the $#& did you do last night when I wasn’t watching you as closely as I should have been?!

Lucky for me, I’m not the first mom to have let my guard down so Apple credited back the fraudulent charges and gave me a nice tutorial on how to restrict future In-App Purchases.

The point of this story is to prove how non-tech savvy I am. However, even I was able to find some fun, TOTALLY FREE apps for my kids so I thought I’d pass along three fun finds.

Halloween 2011 with the button pusher in the middle of her brothers

Halloween 2011 with the button pusher in the middle of her brothers

The first app I’d recommend is Halloween 13: Daily Spooky Surprises by MagicSolver.com Ltd. Kids freaking LOVE Halloween. I figure giving them a countdown full of daily surprises leading up to the big candy binge-a-thon is the least I can do. From dressing up vampires to exploding pumpkins, my children love seeing what’s hidden under the next headstone.

The second app that my older children particularly like is Halloween Photo Booth: Free Scary Monster Face Blender by FAR4 APPS, LLC. Nothing is better than taking a picture of your brother and changing him into a monster. Oh wait, there is something better – being able to share that photo via e-mail, Facebook, or Twitter with all your friends. Personally, I still prefer Pimp My Pet by Analog Nest when it comes to photo manipulation apps, but I figured that one’s still a little too risque for the kids.

Murphy the pimpster pug

Murphy the pimpster pug

The third and final app that every Halloween-er should have is the basic Flashlight by iHandy Inc. Instead of lugging around the old Duracell kind, my kids can instantly check out their candy stash using their iPhone. If we happen to get separated from one another (because kids tend to move in warp speed once they have two tons of chocolate in their system), they can simply wave their flashlight in my direction and I’m able to instantly identify – but not claim – them.

May you have lots of little people visit your doorstep begging for sugar this Halloween. May you keep a secret stash of candy to give yourself a physiological high. And, finally, may you feel like a kid again…if just for one night.

Written by Heidi Woodard