Come on…you KNEW I couldn’t let this one die.
Yes, it’s four-day old news. And, yeah, I’m betting the majority of you have already seen the video(s) by now.
But if you’ve been living under a rock and don’t have a clue about what I’m referring to when I say “possessed Alabama mom pounding a cocky Oklahoma bro”…allow me to do the honors and set the scene.
The Crimson Tide faced the Oklahoma Sooners in this year’s NCAA college football Sugar Bowl on January 2. OU ended up winning that game 45-31.
I didn’t see a single play of that match-up. But I’ve watched the bleacher highlight reel more times than I can count. And, let me go on record by saying this: Don’t mess with an Alabama momma bear or her cub and then be taken aback when she tries to maul you.
At some point during the game, trash-talking between the two teams’ respective fan bases went from “our team’s better than your team” to rage-induced “I-will-kill-you-in-your-sleep” madness.
Lucky for us, the footage was all captured on camera.
Then someone released this parody:
And my personal favorite:
According to Yellowhammer, the mom shown in the video – Michelle Prichett – had this to say about the incident.
“Everyone’s making me look like such a bad guy,” she said. “What I did was probably not the thing to do. But they were taunting us. They began by going after me. But then they crossed the line and started taunting my 16-year-old son.”
She also went on record saying she was not intoxicated.
WHAT?! THIS CHICK ACTED LIKE THIS STONE COLD SOBER?!!
I’ll try keep my thoughts brief.
Was she out of control? Yes.
Did she likely do some damage to the reputation of Alabama football faithful? I’d say yes to that too.
Is her family embarrassed? I would imagine so.
But I’m going to be honest. There’s only one thing that gets my blood pumping more than a mom in bedazzled jeans barking like a ravenous dog…and that’s a bunch of drunk college boys who think it’s fun to talk trash about how awesome THEY are. And, by THEY, I am referring to the team of athletes they worship.
I do not condone her behavior. She gives all of us moms a bad rap by mere affiliation. But part of me laughs every time I see the little guy in the white shirt and faded maroon jeans duck for cover when he realizes shit’s about to get real.
I honestly hope I am never involved in an altercation like this. I love my kids deeply and I’d have a serious issue with anyone who goes after them. But they need to fight their own battles.
However, I’d like to make it perfectly clear that, if I’m ever caught on tape going completely ballistic, please overlay Welcome to the Jungle onto my fight footage.
Written by Heidi Woodard