Contrary to what the title of my blog implies, you don't need to be a mom to relate to my writing. All those who are easily distracted and overly committed are welcome. I dream of a world with no spreadsheets and the return of recess.
I love my kids and they love me...at least for now. The toughest thing about being a mom is knowing there is no back-up plan. You fail math? You buy a calculator. You wreck your SUV? You downgrade to a minivan. You screw up your children? You're reprehensible beyond repair.
I share what I believe is funny, inspiring, and truthful without giving those I love a reason to disown me. A self-proclaimed people pleaser, I really do want you to like me. And, yes, I realize how pathetic that is.